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Hi! You can contact me at michael@bacteriapimp.com If you need to call me call 561 927 0329 at anytime... worst comes to worst you will get a voice box thingy and I will return your call... tell me the best time to call you back you should you have to leave a message
I am a person who still lives in the 1960's and I wish I could give all these cultures away for free but things have changed and I have to pay the dentist and the eye doctor blah blah blah... I try to keep things reasonable and in the spirit of which I can be comfortable... I love doing this... join me.
Don't be put off by the name bacteriapimp... that is what I am. Hopefully you will make kefir kombucha friends and you can exchange your cultures back and forth; but, when you can't you will need a bacteriapimp like me. That is what I am here for... It is my karma or whatever and it also is my pleasure... welcome, bring the world
You can send me stuff like gifts, cash or checks at
Michael Kornblau
11725 N Saginaw St. Mt. Morris Mi.
810 309 3048
Leave a message as to the best time to call you back
We have no return pollicy written in stone... I will replace any of the cultures for any reason for free if you pay for the postage. Everything else we will play by ear... I assure you I wouldn't leave anyone hanging unreasonably.
I don't give out any ones name for lists... I don't even know how to do something like that... I may be a bacteriapimp but I ain't no rat.
Copy this picture and put it in a frame... make a small alter and place fresh flowers in front of it daily. Leave an avocado or a mango once in a while... This is a picture of me and I am smiling ... that is all the smile I have... I am rooting for you
